I Just Don’t Know What to do With This Information

So, I’m poking around the backend of this sexy chunk of Web–updating some plug-ins, tweaking some settings, blah blah blah. Fun, right? Right. And I glance at the traffic widget, which lists the top searches people use to find their way here. One of them catches my eye: “beer shits making it hard to walk or sit.” Man alive. You really gotta be in a bad spot to go Googling that, no? And then, thinking you’ll find some tips for relief, only to be confronted with, fuck, I don’t know, pictures of my dog? That is not a good day. Not a good day at all. Think about it. You can’t sit. You can’t walk. What do you do? Crawl? Curl up and pray for death?

Which makes me wonder what sorta evil goblins are responsible for that particularly gnarly cosmic misalignment of search algorithms. Surely, it was a one-off, I thought. So I paste that phrase into Google, and, indeed, jonathansegura.com is the #1 top hit. The fuck? Right. Well. A dubious honor, but I’ll take it.

And, dude with the beer shits–whoever you are, wherever you are: go easy, man. You’re always welcome here. But let me kindly recommend finding a different brand of beer.

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