Fun with Autocomplete
You’re probably familiar with the Google autocomplete feature. You start typing in your search, and then Google suggests phrases, presumably based on previous searches, of what you might be thinking. It’s rarely helpful and often funny or just fucking weird. It’s been written about in a few places–The Millions wrote about it yesterday, and there’s a blog dedicated to batshit crazy autocomplete suggestions that’s worth a look.
The other day, I spent a few minutes typing in searches to see what Google came up with. Here’s my favorite. My suggestion, for those of you with parakeets who refuse to eat your diarrhea, is to sell the parakeet and get a parrot. Parrots love to eat diarrhea.